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So, Fuck It, I Just Compiled A Whole Stack Of Literary References To The...
For your perusal and pleasure. This is by no means exhaustive (hell, it’s not even a fraction), but hopefully it’s enough to get the pedantic d-bags in your life who wanna claim “grammar” as an excuse...
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So, Like, What The Fuck, Coloring Book From My Childhood?
When I was a kid, I used to have this huge coloring/activity book with an elephant on the cover. It had connect-the-dots and word puzzles, and of course pictures to color. Most of them were nursery...
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23 Of The Ugliest Video Game Accessories I’ve Ever Seen.
Prepare to see some of the most hideously off-brand 1990s-ish stuff ever. It’s so 1990s I’m not sure why I’m not posting this on Tumblr. Anyway, let’s soft grunge this blog up a bit: ^I may have to do...
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12 Infamous Sci-Fi Drugs (Rated By Likeliness I’d Have Taken Them As A...
This is a kind of old piece of writing of mine that somehow hadn’t seen the light of day, so I’m fixing that. Three years or so ago, a bunch of prolific freelance writers that had worked together in...
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Life Only Allows So Much Time For Biblical Abominations; Make Them Count.
This, my friends, is a bacon-wrapped prawn. A Biblical abomination wrapped in another Biblical abomination. (1-Leviticus 11:7-12). And sitting here, in clothes designed for folks of the opposite sex...
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6 Oddly Specific Types Of Inappropriately Sexualized Vintage Computer Ads...
Sex is the McGuffin of advertising. It’s delivered without justification, hell in some cases it’s expected to be its own justification. It’s there to catch the eye, engage the reptile brain, fill any...
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